Dear drunkards...

[Eye_Gore]

I think it's less likely that they honestly believe that intoxication improves their performance

If they are drunk enough to be slurring words, then yeah don't think they will perform too well, motor skills going a little too slow. ( unless its a DPS then they could be passed out and will still complete the instance) Though alcohol does effect people differently. Alcohol has some weird attributes. Its one of the few drugs if not the only one, that will act as a stimulant at first then change to a depressant with more consumption.

[RaidenJetstream]

you're drunk and you shouldn't be doing the content - that's practical harassment, for which you can be reported.

Dear Buzz Killington,

the fact that you just described someone playing while drunk as 'harassment' to you is the drunkest thing I have ever heard anyone say.

If you don't like how someone's performing, kick them or leave.

Sincerely,

someone who'll keep getting drunk and using DF.

[Inferiae]

Drunk runs, best runs:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBzfzzAqYXM

[Nadirah]

Honestly can't tell if serious, with these forums.

I just bail if someone says they're drunk or "haha need one sec gotta take a bong hit" (actual thing that happened) at the beginning of a run. No point enduring their idiocy when I could be enduring more mundane sorts of idiocy that is a normal DF run that I can at least work around more easily.

idk about you but I sure don't announce bong hits in group.

[AlphaFox]

Honestly can't tell if serious, with these forums.

I just bail if someone says they're drunk or "haha need one sec gotta take a bong hit" (actual thing that happened) at the beginning of a run. No point enduring their idiocy when I could be enduring more mundane sorts of idiocy that is a normal DF run that I can at least work around more easily.

I wouldn't turn em down that fast, my brother goes into a Zen like state when playing games after hitting :P

[ApolloGenX]

It's a game... and adults play it. I prefer to have some wine while I play... and I play with friends while we are all having wine.

I don't generally join groups if I am going to be terrible, but this post is a bit self righteous. Sure, if you're a kid... or a prude playing, then you might not want people that aren't taking this "game" "seriously".... but as an adult- I don't. (It's a game)

[CrimsonThunder]

You kidding? Running DF sober is the real challenge.

[Nadirah]

I wouldn't turn em down that fast, my brother goes into a Zen like state when playing games after hitting :P

Is your brother stupid enough to announce every time he's hitting it though?

[Rannie]

That's kinda funny I ran WoD drunk one day can't remember finishing the fight but I was broadcasting it on twitch with a couple of my friends watching they said I did a good job at dodging stuff and playing (was nin at the time). I guess muscle memory ftw.

[Lukha]

I dunno, TC, I like to have a glass of wine while DFing occasionally, and I think in your case it'd be the only thing keeping me in a good enough mood not to just throw up my hands and stop healing you all together. I don't tolerate crankiness in my parties.