Dear drunkards...

[BreathlessTao]

Look, I don't care if you drink yourself to the floor every night(/day/whatever). I don't care if you're a regular at the local detox. What I do care about, however, is the fact that when you decide to sign up for duty via the DF, knowing full well that you're (too) drunk, you're gonna be wasting everyone else's time in there. If you want to do drunk runs for fun, go ahead, gather your drunk friends in your LS or FC, and go ahead. But stay the f××× away from the Duty Finder, especially if you're a tank or a healer, especially if it's endgame content with a weekly lockout on it, especially if it's less than 24hrs before the reset. Because your drunken stumbling in there is gonna waste anywhere between 20 minutes to 1 hour of 7 (or 6, irrelevant) other people's time, and that's not counting the queue times. And when you're well aware that you're drunk and you shouldn't be doing the content - that's practical harassment, for which you can be reported. You might not receive a penalty right away, you might not receive a penalty the first time, but I'm pretty sure it adds up over time. So, please, do yourself, and your fellow players, a favour and just don't register for duty without an actual party that won't mind your non-functional brain. Thank you in advance.

[Eye_Gore]

Like everyone says, when you go PUG in DF, you never know what you're going to get. Could make a sober only PF.

[NatePride]

Like everyone says, when you go PUG in DF, you never know what you're going to get. Could make a sober only PF.

drunks would still find their way into the sober one

[Eye_Gore]

drunks would still find their way into the sober one

Well then, if you can't beat em, may as well join em.

[RyuRoots]

Like everyone says, when you go PUG in DF, you never know what you're going to get. Could make a sober only PF.

Honestly can't tell if serious, with these forums.

I just bail if someone says they're drunk or "haha need one sec gotta take a bong hit" (actual thing that happened) at the beginning of a run. No point enduring their idiocy when I could be enduring more mundane sorts of idiocy that is a normal DF run that I can at least work around more easily.

[Eye_Gore]

Honestly can't tell if serious, with these forums.

No not really, though that is usually the go to response when someone has a DF issue. Though I do not get fall down drunk or even pack a heavy buzz. I'll blow down a few beers, loosens me up makes me a little more social. Actually helps calm the nerves a bit, hands get a bit clumsy trying to cycle through 7+ enemies in a mob. I noticed it when I use to play CoD back in the day. No beers = negative KDR, 1-6 beers 4+ KDR, 7-whatever beers = don't even place.

[Kayote]

lol if only alchys knew how to tell when theyre too drunk to do something...

Im with OP though, had a healer once on a DF for Brayflox(sp) ... 2-3 wipes and kicked before the first boss. He apologized and admitted he was drunk but unless he's offering to pay repair bills its a vote kick.

[Nadirah]

Honestly can't tell if serious, with these forums.

I just bail if someone says they're drunk or "haha need one sec gotta take a bong hit" (actual thing that happened) at the beginning of a run. No point enduring their idiocy when I could be enduring more mundane sorts of idiocy that is a normal DF run that I can at least work around more easily.

idk about you but I sure don't announce bong hits in group.

[AlphaFox]

Honestly can't tell if serious, with these forums.

I just bail if someone says they're drunk or "haha need one sec gotta take a bong hit" (actual thing that happened) at the beginning of a run. No point enduring their idiocy when I could be enduring more mundane sorts of idiocy that is a normal DF run that I can at least work around more easily.

I wouldn't turn em down that fast, my brother goes into a Zen like state when playing games after hitting :P

[Nadirah]

I wouldn't turn em down that fast, my brother goes into a Zen like state when playing games after hitting :P

Is your brother stupid enough to announce every time he's hitting it though?