Pilot "This is your captain speaking, we apologise but we are due to arrive at *insert destination* 40 minuets late but we seem to have lost all but one engine, it seems to be caused by a fuel leak."
As if that wouldnt cause a panic thousands of miles in the air.
Now tell me would you understand if SE said "we apologise for the bad latency issues, we have has a consultant in and have been advised that we should change the priorities on all out routers because they arent load balancing enough, Also they have suggested that we reconfigure all routers to use OSPF.
We were told that spanning tree was not functioning correctly which alos impieded the performance of out network.
That is just a small amount jargon that would be in a letter they would tell us. if you know what OSPF, Spanning tree and the specific reasons priorities matter and how routers perform load balancing then its ok, but this kind of letter would go into that much technical detail only a few players will understand because you have to be educated in routing and switching to know what there talking about.
If you havent been educated in networking (to a level that you would get a job in the field) you will not understand any of it and wont care about it, this letter will be addressed at the minority of the playerbase and therefore probably is not worth the time to write.
And on the rough timeline comment, it has been done before and people rage when it doesnt come, example Yoshi-P says he will try to release a letter every 2 weeks (which is rough) and people start raging when it doesnt come out exactly 2 weeks to the day since the last letter, which will happen with these problems if they say "we aim to have the server issues sorted out by december" the word aim means its when they want it done by and makes a rough timeline, however some people will read it as "we will have the server issues sorted out by december" and will rage on the 31st december when they are not done.