DPS corner of Shame

[ilmynasa]

Didn't know the exact mechanism of megaflares for T13....
"Hey, you don't have to stack for megaflares, if there are more than 3 people already stacking. See?" >and dies from a non-split 13k dmg.
Learned the true mechanism of megaflare after 5 months of farm.

Wearing a 461 acc gear set in T10~T12.

Repelling shot into the wall, red circles and stacking point of megaflare in T13.

Putting on Bio2 (30s) on adds that I know will die within 5s.

Shadowflaring a spot 10yards from the boss and asking the tank to pull the boss back XD

[ZephyrZ]

Titan is bright, time to farm me some light
nothing to fright, get ready to show off your valor and might
geocrush and lost him from my sight, oops i fell and started my flight
time to leech, everything's gnna be alright, 7man can carry the fight
not everything is so black and white, why cry and be so uptight
now I'm done with my recite, I bid you all a good night

#LEECH4LYFE #REALNINSTORIES #NOTHING2DOTILLHW

Edit: I was in this one run where all 4 of the dps and a healer had the same idea, after the first geocrush we had 5 dead ppl trying to leech. This went on for a good 20-30minutes because no one wanted to do the work but also wasn't willing to take a 30minute penalty.

[ShaolinMike]

Went into a T12 farm as DRG and didn't pay attention to the fact that there was another DRG in the party. Went through the entire first pull thinking that HIS dots were MINE, so I never re-applied until I saw them fall off. Needless to say, my DPS was a$$ and I got kicked from the party after we hit 5 bennus and wiped lol.

[Meleoffs]

Two fuckups in the same run. I was doing t13 on my blm and forgot to put my t13 set on so I went into the fight with 480 acc... First megaflare comes up and I zone out and think I have the rings so I use my firestarter proc run into the stack cast 2 fires and try to use my swift flare only to not see it go off and I look at my hp bar and I'm dead. The only thing I could say on ts was "oh my god I'm so ashamed brb gonna go sit in a corner for a bit" x.x

Most recent fuckup, my group was learning savage t6 and our first pull of the night I completely forget that blighted bouquet is a thing and I use a firestarter and move to the group to stack and end up dead as I realize way too late that blighted exists.

[Jamein]

Speaking of accuracy in T13 ^

Raged for a good 10 minutes the other day because I was missing, I wasn't hitting accuracy cap and I had everything right, the correct gear and even had food buff.

I was using NQ Flint Cavier instead of HQ so I was missing a few points in accuracy. GG. Where did I even get NQ flint from?!?!

[Dualblade]

Finally starting t11, and I keep mixing up the tethers...and the one time I do well, I get cleaved and get my partner killed anyways >>

[Dalok]

I won't lie.... once in a blue moon I'll flare with transpose still far into CD and just sit there twiddling my thumbs and pretending to be busy until I have enough mana to cast a Blizz1. Don't ask me how it happens, but once in a while I derp heavily on my rotation and this is the result.

Had the misfortune of performing this Mother of All BLM Derps during the add phase of T13 and it made me want to crawl under a box and die.

I've also done this... the shame is real! D:

[Seoulstar]

Trying to use Shukuchi in Shiva and accidentally sliding into the wall, turned into ice and then got one shotted..Messing up on my Ninjutsu and doing Katon twice on a single mob..Being over confident with LB3, thinking I can be the big hero and kill the boss with it instead of letting the healer use it to revive a majority of the party. But the worst, was thinking I could use Hide in CT. Which almost resulted in a wipe.

[randysquirrel]

Went into a T12 farm as DRG and didn't pay attention to the fact that there was another DRG in the party. Went through the entire first pull thinking that HIS dots were MINE, so I never re-applied until I saw them fall off. Needless to say, my DPS was a$$ and I got kicked from the party after we hit 5 bennus and wiped lol.

I hope they fix this soon. The color of the timer under your dots is green, whilst dots that aren't yours, the timer is white... but it's so similar, it's really hard to see the difference. Could be a simple QOL fix

[Arkenne]

So its been like 2 months since I already maxed out my BRD...
But it was only till yesterday that I realized I never placed a 5th cross-class skill =-=;;

I was wondering why I didnt have the space for Second Wind...


Also, yesterday in WoD... a sucky raid, I know. But my party was compossed of 1 PLD, 2 SCH, 3 BLM, 1 SMN and me, a BRD... why not sing foes?! So I said in the party "okay, guess I'll have to sing till I go sore!" *BAM!! One shotted because MT didnt stun/silence that one raidwide big damage thing from the 2nd trash mob 5 seconds right after my comment* "... guess I cant sing if Im dead, huh?"

There was also that one moment in that same WoD when I accidentally played Paeon instead of Foes... yup, smart, I know.