Quote Originally Posted by Kosmos992k View Post
If they do away with Sharkfin Soup, can we have Elezen ear-lobe Fricassee instead?
Hmm, a cat making comments about ears... Rich indeed. *nocks enough arrows for a Wide Volley* Touch the little ones and you will *hear* yourself being pinned to the wall of your kitchen, furball.

Quote Originally Posted by Kosmos992k View Post
Will you join me and my Miq'ote family for a celebratory Elezen Ear-Lobe Fricassee this weekend? I hear that the harvest has been excellent this year.
Cat-puns.... after we finish off your pathetic family we will remove your tails and use them as Shish-ka-bob Skewers for the wonderous variety of fruits/vegetables that we can acquire in the Shroud. Then of course we discard the tails, and they decompose into Eorzea and this is how Melt came about.

Ya know, a ball of shit with eyes?


Yeah....sounds purrrr-fect....