Clever/funny resurrection macros

[Garlyle]

I find it so odd that it's a lot more acceptable here but in FFXI it was completely frowned upon to add fluff to your macros.

XI didn't exactly have a large chat display window or resolution. (Also I personally love seeing people's variants on Raise and Provoke macros)

Also if you dislike unnecessary info in macros we really don't need to know what your MP or HP are on cast unless you're calling for a mana song.

Also, an FC buddy who does Summoner uses this macro:
"{Ressurection} on <t>! Welp, there goes my DPS."