Clever/funny resurrection macros

[Evergrey]

I'm thinking

/p reviving
/say "Ancient Spirits of Evil, transform this decayed form into... Mum-Ra the Ever Living!"
/laugh

I could hear the voice while reading that. Love It!

[Franchesca]

I'm thinking

/p reviving
/say "Ancient Spirits of Evil, transform this decayed form into... Mum-Ra the Ever Living!"
/laugh

I read this in Mum-ra's voice..

Oh god I'm old..

[QiLymePye]

I read this in Mum-ra's voice..

Oh god I'm old..

DOn't feel bad. I did too. Lol. Now to make a Miquote with red hair and sword with no shield equipped.....

[GalaxyGirl]

"GDI 'your name', YOU WERE ONE DAY FROM RETIREMENT"

[Horada]

Mine is:
（>￣3￣）> No, no, no <t>... how long must I pet your face until you get up again?

But I'm tempted to use this one now xD

"GDI 'your name', YOU WERE ONE DAY FROM RETIREMENT"

[Eidolon]

Most of the Dragoon ones aren't really that funny or impressive. xD They're just the usual stereotype (Then again, maybe being one of the many good dragoons, I'm oversensitive.)

I do wanna say, that the people complaining about lines being in the chat and trying to compare it to FFXI - We had PLENTY of macro's in FFXI. People -always- macro'd provoke. Cover. Raise was one a few of my healers had too to let the other healers know who they were raising.

Just like in XI, I use a Res macro in XIV with a /sh component. It's nothing spammy though - just a /sh Raising <t> - enough that if I'm doing S-ranks, WoD, or Boss-Fates that people know they're getting a res / to not waste their MP on them.

[Talianore]

It's been a while since I had any sort of macro on my rez buttons, but here several I've used over the years in other games:

/em reminds <t> that these 'accidents' happen when you don't pay your dues to the healing cartel.

Don't worry, the blinding pain will only last a few hours.

...death-defying feats are clearly not your strong point, <t>.

Hope this works. Last guy I tried this on couldn't stop eating everyone's brains...

Everybody, <t> fails at life. Literally.

Hey, it ain't a party until something gets broke... Rezzing <t>.

Ok, one more time. The bad guys are supposed to die, the good guys are supposed to live. And <t>? We're the good guys.

/em loots corpse of <t> then begins resurrection.

Pie iesu domine...donaeis requiem...
/em hits <t> with a board.

...I like macros, so sue me.

[Amelia_Pond_Behemoth]

"GDI 'your name', YOU WERE ONE DAY FROM RETIREMENT"

This is what we call retirony

[Aldora]

"GDI 'your name', YOU WERE ONE DAY FROM RETIREMENT"

I actually saw someone in Rabanastre use this one for their Raise Macro. (S)he had to use it quite a bit during that run. Apparently, almost everyone in the party was 1 day away from retirement... (^_^; ) lol

[Azurr]

In reference to Assassin's Creed:

"<t> Desynchronized, Revival sequence initiated."

In reference to FFVII Advent Children:

"Lifestream deemed you too cool to die. Rise, <t>! Rise and fight for the glory of Eorzea!"