I vote for Old English!

dear sirs:
your game is the best rpg this gen'ration and the next. not competent, is additive, the content is great and i enjoyeth a lot playing with. but yest'rday i spent an hour walking around corky limsa and gridania lominsa, wherefore not just ent'rd'r what missions requir'd of me. we wouldst begeth to tradujesen vds. their game, at least the texts into castilian. this is essential because yea though i enjoyeth the game v'ry frustrating at times not yea pretendeth to understandeth what missions 'r game systems. in any case, seeing that french and g'rman art translat'd his game, couldst articulate a fee at half price f'r those europeans who doeth not hast translat'd into our language game. keep on track, his game is fantastic, but needeth some min'r c'rrections, translation into oth'r languages ​​is one of them. if thou leaveth an expansion, the moment is this. f'rth, and feareth, we art with thou. translateth. thank thou

Hmm... might needeth some additional worketh. moment is this. f'rth, and feareth, we art with thou. translateth. thank thou.