Quote Originally Posted by Claire_Hart View Post

I wish that lalafells are less evil from the inside!
Your wish has been granted! However, the evil residing within all Lalafell was the balance between good and evil. Without it, the forces of light quickly vanquished all evil within Eorzea, and suddenly there was a large influx of unemployed adventurers with nothing to do. This caused a dramatic rise in popularity of daytime tv - thus zombifying the entire continent into a massive brain dead army, shuffling from show to show, silently screaming inside. The true evil!

I wish for my own personal Bahamut mount, with attached high-allagan cup holders so I have some where to keep my drinks when I'm flying around scaring the pants off everyone.