Grant a Wish Contest (EU) - Entry Thread

[GalaxyGirl]

Your wish was granted. However, you won't make it far because all lalafell will want to get each other's gil by all means

I wish I could make my chocobo do the choco-dance for me.

Your wish was granted.. But the patron for the wish was greatly confused as to what a Choco-dance is or how long to make them dance, thus making your bird constantly shake it's booty forever.

I wish I knew what a Choco-dance was..

[Noxifer]

I wish that I'll one day be able to give my Lalafell friends piggyback rides like a Draught Roegabo. Kweh?

Your wish was granted. Unfortunately this has the effect that every Lalafell on your server (and some immigrants, too!) ends up on your friendlist and demands rides all the time. You end up being buried beneath a mountain of Lalafells.


I wish the 90k demon was finally exorcised from the world of Eorzea once and for all, no longer to pester us adventurers with random crashes.

[Riko_Futatabi]

Your wish is granted! However your clone quickly becomes jealous of your growing wealth and begins to impersonate you in-order to steal your wealth from your retainers who cannot tell the difference between your clone and yourself.

I wish I could mount of a Megalodon in my house.

Your wish granted! Unfortunately the Megalodon was not quite dead and due to unforeseen aetheric activity with Allagan furnishings it grew legs; and a massacre ensues when you decide to host a house party. A movie was made years later; Megalegodon: The Revenge.

I wish I could live on an airship.

[Kuti]

Your wish was granted! However.. the jacket is actually a magical item and as soon as you try to wear it, you turn into Squall Leonhart and get sent to his world, doomed to walk it until the end of times. Squall on the other hand gets to enjoy all luxuries of your world!

I wish.. Bahamut was my loyal pet and we could go ravaging Eorzea, whilst I was sitting on his back. And after a long day of destruction I'd be able to cuddle up against him and dream about all the evil I did that day!

Your wish is granted, but unfortunately Bahamut's snoring made all your dreams changed into nightmares, made your nights unending with it, and you started building up resistance against Sleep to never dream again.

I wish i could rule the Garlean Empire.

[Deefunx]

Your wish has been granted! However, the skill itself is just a buff to let you gather a new type of node. To unlock it you need to attune to the land of Eorzea by gathering Fishing, Mining and Botanist atmas and trading them in for the secret arte of floating - known only to Jalzahn... and anyone else whom he told.

I wish that I could summon Leviathan and ride around on him, and drink deep of the sea's salty broth with him.

[Tysta]

I wish that I could summon Leviathan and ride around on him, and drink deep of the sea's salty broth with him.

Your wish has been granted!
However, you summon the real Leviathan any time you try and instead of helping you he just dashes over whatever you're doing trying to kill you. He's also the only thing you can summon now, and all your skills have him as a macro.

I wish that you could play classes at level 50 and still be relevant instead of jobs and that the crystals didn't give a bonus to stats.

[FJerome]

I wish that you could play classes at level 50 and still be relevant instead of jobs and that the crystals didn't give a bonus to stats.

Your wish has been granted! However, this is only because Cid invents a super-weapon powered by soul-crystals that defeats the Empire, the Primals and the Ascians in one swoop. The soul-crystals are all drained of their powers and all major enemies are vanquished, leaving you with only your class and all the Marmots and Ladybugs you ever wanted to fight.

I wish that lady dragoons could wear thick sweaters under their artifact armor; that belly hole isn't suited for Coerthas' current climate.

[Doom_Of_Shadow]

Your Wishes Have Been Granted!

Female Dragoons are wearing thick sweaters, however they have been complaining that the sweaters are cheap and feel itchy and have asked for refunds.

Tayolynn is having her own mini party, but the egi's notice female Dragoons wearing sweaters and have left the party to buy sweaters for themselves.

I wish I could have a pet Chocobo-Moogle Hybrid that excels in the Drunken Boxing Martial Art.

[LuccaNeneh]

I wish I could have a pet Chocobo-Moogle Hybrid that excels in the Drunken Boxing Martial Art.

Your wish has been granted! However, gysahl greens yet has to be squeezed into wine.

I wish for huge Fish Tank to throw in all my caught fishies!

[StarStriker]

I wish for huge Fish Tank to throw in all my caught fishies!

Your wish has (not) been granted! A bigger tank improves without doubt the capacity of storage, but also the "fragrant" smell of fish. People living in Na Noscea probably won't notice the changement, but Kan-E-Senna and the sylphs will sure wait for you for a bath.

I wish I could have a bungee jumping suit to fall off a cliff instead of losing all my HP every time I don't want to follow the long route to reach an NPC 50 metres below me.