Quote Originally Posted by SaruYukana View Post
Your wish was granted! Unfortunately with the release of the moogle mounts, the moogles of eorzea become enslaved and there are none left to deliver our mail

I wish that there was voice acting for every dialogue in the game!
Your wish was granted! Unfortunately all voices will now be done by Gilbert Gottfried and Fran Drescher forcing you to play on mute

I wish there was a way to fight flan monsters with spoons