Grant a Wish Contest (EU) - Entry Thread

[Kyan]

I wish that i could swim in Eorzea - I just wan to dive in the water in stead of running in it

Your wish... has been granted!

[sparkle, sparkle, tinkle, magic noises]
However, every wish has a price! Say good-bye to your lovely Miqo'te ears and tail... As for it to be possible for you to swim, you had to become a Sahagin!

I wish that I could sail Hydaelyn and visit the many distant shores...

[Samunai]

Your wish... has been granted!

[sparkle, sparkle, tinkle, magic noises]
However, every wish has a price! Say good-bye to your lovely Miqo'te ears and tail... As for it to be possible for you to swim, you had to become a Sahagin!

I wish that I could sail Hydaelyn and visit the many distant shores...

You wish has been granted, unfortunately.... Hydaelyn is a giant crystal- and it sunk right to the bottom of the ocean! You, along with it...

I wish ponies dropped 100% in Primal Ex battles ...

[cdanae]

I wish ponies dropped 100% in Primal Ex battles ...

Your wish has been granted! Unfortunately, they're dead. Dead ponies everywhere. Apparently ponies are a delicacy, who knew! The children of Eorzea weep, and therapy prices skyrocket.

I wish I wasn't so clumsy in escaping AE damage. I have a problem.

[Claire_Hart]

Your wish has been granted! Unfortunately, they're dead. Dead ponies everywhere. Apparently ponies are a delicacy, who knew! The children of Eorzea weep, and therapy prices skyrocket.

I wish I wasn't so clumsy in escaping AE damage. I have a problem.

Your wish has been granted! Unfortunately, your still a dragoon and you still end up dead somehow... and win the loot xD

I wish that lalafells are less evil from the inside!

[Yahavage]

I wish that lalafells are less evil from the inside!

Your wish has been granted! However, the evil residing within all Lalafell was the balance between good and evil. Without it, the forces of light quickly vanquished all evil within Eorzea, and suddenly there was a large influx of unemployed adventurers with nothing to do. This caused a dramatic rise in popularity of daytime tv - thus zombifying the entire continent into a massive brain dead army, shuffling from show to show, silently screaming inside. The true evil!

I wish for my own personal Bahamut mount, with attached high-allagan cup holders so I have some where to keep my drinks when I'm flying around scaring the pants off everyone.

[Richiealvian]

I wish for my own personal Bahamut mount, with attached high-allagan cup holders so I have some where to keep my drinks when I'm flying around scaring the pants off everyone.

Your wish has been granted! However, as you rode proudly on your Bahamut, everyone and their matrons ride on Omega Weapon in smallclothes, waving goodbye to you with a mount three times larger in size, with a turbo boost, cup holder, sleeping compartment and portable toilet.
You finish your ale silently in jealousy in the deepest pit of Coerthas with your now frowning Bahamut.

I wish I can contribute to the further development of Eorzea in Square Enix HQ, and watch my creations live on and be a part of everyone's busy life.

[Kazenone]

Your wish has been granted! However, as you rode proudly on your Bahamut, everyone and their matrons ride on Omega Weapon in smallclothes, waving goodbye to you with a mount three times larger in size, with a turbo boost, cup holder, sleeping compartment and portable toilet.
You finish your ale silently in jealousy in the deepest pit of Coerthas with your now frowning Bahamut.

I wish I can contribute to the further development of Eorzea in Square Enix HQ, and watch my creations live on and be a part of everyone's busy life.

Your wish is granted, and you are assigned to the prestigious department of designing all the lamppost. Nobody notices the changes you make.

I wish I could dual-wield weapons

[Naeko]

I wish I can contribute to the further development of Eorzea in Square Enix HQ, and watch my creations live on and be a part of everyone's busy life.

Your wish has been granted! You are now Square-Enix's newest bugtester, and will spend 60-80 hours per week, every week, walking into walls of content in development with characters of every combination of bodily attributes and class levels in the desperate search to find and eliminate all clipping bugs before content goes live and someone returns to the Lifestream the hard way.

I wish that Ramuh, being a spirit of wisdom, patience, and understanding as well as lightning, and as such a patron of creativity, had i90 Main or off-hand equipment for Disciples of the Hand on his loot table.