Quote Originally Posted by Kirill0v View Post
Your wish has been granted!
But... when you summon the primal he floods your chat with "Hey, listen!"

I wish a Chocobo Racing championship (with different speeds of course)
Your wish has been granted!

But when The Grand Companies commence the "Eorzea Grand Chocobo Championship" (sponsored by Moogle Mail Inc.), the Garlean Empire gets wind of the event and sends an emissary demanding an entrant. This naturally causes suspicion amongst the GC leaders and hence a raft of Health and Safety measures are implemented to protect all entrants (akin to the rules implemented for Frontline).

I wish that Titan Ex would one day just slip off the edge of his arena and do us all a favour!