Grant a Wish Contest (EU) - Entry Thread

[SpiritSaintly]

Your wish is granted, however to make it more immersive SE introduces a mortgage system.

I wash my crafting jobs were lvl 50 already

Your wish has been granted! However, while crafting a Malignant Moggle Mogaxe you lose controle of the weapon and accidentily decapitate yourself, your bloody body now lies in hawker's alley as a warning to all those who think crafting is easy!

I wish I could marry Admiral Merlwyb!

[Kaylie]

your wish has been granted and your stuck cleaning the house and you cant bear the smell of her feet in the afternoons when she comes home

i wish i could wear a custom costume of my design

[Kaylie]

Your wish has been granted! However, while crafting a Malignant Moggle Mogaxe you lose controle of the weapon and accidentily decapitate yourself, your bloody body now lies in hawker's alley as a warning to all those who think crafting is easy!

I wish I could marry Admiral Merlwyb!

your wish has been granted and your stuck cleaning the house and you cant bear the smell of her feet in the afternoons when she comes home

i wish i could wear a custom costume of my design

[BakaSura]

Your wish is granted, however to make it more immersive SE introduces a mortgage system.

I wash my crafting jobs were lvl 50 already

Your wish was granted, but now you have to attend to classes to learn how to actually make all the recipes as high quality

I wish I could complete all the quests

[Ouria]

Your wish was granted. However you lack the Craftsmanship and Control to create anything of use or worth, you now spend your days carving petrified feces for small Hyur children to play with in the Ul'dah slums.

I wish there was a greater array of clothes and costumes to glamour.

Your wish was granted. However you have awoken the Great Holy Subligar Empire. You are required to go on a long journey exclusively wearing subligar to earn enough reputation to be granted the right to glamour what you want.

I wish the The Harbor Herald would leak Yugiri's uncovered portrait.

[Umo]

I wish the The Harbor Herald would leak Yugiri's uncovered portrait.

Response: Your wish was granted. Unfortunately, Petyr Winsome, the man in charge of taking the leaked portrait to the Harbor Herald, was attacked on his way home by a furious aldgoat who ate the portrait itself. And his pants.

Wish: I wish I could tame an Imp.

[DarkmoonVael]

Wish: I wish I could tame an Imp.

Your wish is granted. Unfortunately you decided to do this during All Saints Wake in Ul'dah. And that imp, well it turned out to be Sultana Namamo Ul Namo in fancy dress. Not too happy with it you get punished. Unlike Coerthas where they throw you down Witchdrop, the Sultana decides to put you down the Eighty Sins of Sasamo and roll fat chocobos down, eighty in number. If you survive, you are pardoned.

I wish my chocbo would turn out the colour i want it

[Silous]

(I couldn't find anywhere to edit my post! So double-post I apologise. Also, I was thinking on that guy's reply for awhile and I'm already shoved onto the next page, will my post count?)

I wish my armour weren't so revealing.

[Chewy2nd]

(I couldn't find anywhere to edit my post! So double-post I apologise. Also, I was thinking on that guy's reply for awhile and I'm already shoved onto the next page, will my post count?)

I wish my armour weren't so revealing.

Your wish was granted, but now you're armour is made of solid darksteel and has brought your movement speed down to 10%, in addition, the armour is so large and heavy, it becomes impossible to remove.

I wish we could have Goobbue companions.

[Rufalus]

I wish my armour weren't so revealing.

Your wish was granted
You gain slightly less revealing armor, obscuring your entire face but leaving your body bare, save for a pair of Ixal gloves. The patrons at The Drowning Wench mistake you for a wandering beast and take up their blades to run you out of town.

I wish for the Garlean empire to lay down their arms and share their technology with the people of Eorzea.