HE'S BLACK! MY GALLUS IS BLACK, EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I must have wasted literally more than a million gil on this BUT HE'S BLACK. AttacKat, I could kiss you! The Deepwood Green > Soot Black route, stopping at the @ worked. He's all pretty and black and matches his Sleipnir barding perfectly. I can finally yank him out of that stable where he's been sitting on his ever-widening feathery ass, knocking food - and therefore, my gil - down his gullet and get him some exercise. Ta, 'yall, I'll be riding around Eorzea showing off my big black cock!

(Also, I lol'd at "Dingbat." That's hilarious, I love it.)