Brand New Primals

[Kallera]

Maybe its more that the story of their summoning is getting old.

:in deadpan voice:
Minfilla: "Oh no, some beast tribe's gathering lots of crystals, better go check it out Kallera."
Kallera:"Ok...hi I'm back they're praying and stuff."
Minfilla:"We must stop the summoning ! Inform the grand company."
GC Nobody at the counter: "Hi I'm the grand company, we'll stop the summoning, Kall, take point and single handedly infiltrate the beast man stronghold. I'll stay back and handle the cut scene."
Kallera: "Ok..."
GC Leader: "Truly we are expert strategists!"


GC Nobody #2 :"Initiate the plan!"
Beast men: "Primal! Solve our Perceived wrongs and real hardships!"
Kallera: "Oh no they finished praying."
Primal: "Forsooth! I am a primordial deity! Fie on your plans!"
GC Nobody #2: "Our plan is ruined! Our unnecessary military operation was for naught!"
Primal: "now to plot an scheme in my themed playroom!"
GC Nobody #3: "Initiate Plan K before the primal attacks!"
Kallera: "what is plan--"
Urianger: "Kallera, thou must slays the primal."
Kallera: "Ok...hi I'm back. Vergil got the primal book."
Primal: "Verily, I am slain, clearly the work of the light's blessing!"
GC Nobody, Minfilla: "Good work Kallera!"
:later:
Urianger: "Hey Kallera, thy primal you slew hath returned, slay it again in its playroom."
Kallera: "Ok..."