DIP, DUCK, DIVE, DODGE!

[Petori]

Let me make another scenario. You are a bystander. A tire just fell off a fast moving truck and it is now flying towards you at 80 mph, you only have less than second to make a decision, what do you do?
A) Stand there and take it because you think it will only cost you 1000 hit points (Strategic turnbased RPG style)
B) Block it with your hands because you think it will only cost you 500 hit points (Strategic turnbased RPG style)
C) Move out of the way by either sidestepping or jumping to the side (Action RPG style)
D) Do the matrix move

If you answered D, I will stab you in the jaw.

Disconnect (FFXIV style)

[Dyne]

Disconnect (FFXIV style)

Wrong answer, you just got decapitated by the tire because you cannot disconnect in real life, unless it involves suicide. So you're dead either way.