3 new dungeons seem over tuned for what they drop

[Jyoeru]

Actually, we did kill the eggs, only glowing ones, took the damage from the stun but healed it back up, just stay spread out so it doesn't hit everyone in 1 go and if it's coming to you, hit a buff to reduce the damage or swiftcast stoneskin. Only one person didn't get to the middle the first time Siren did it but caught on after

But without ever even seeing anything or talking to guild or reading anything about any of this, YOU KNEW that if you hit 2 eggs, you needed to spread out to avoid the huge blast. And when that bird has 16 stacks, it basically kills its stun target. Yet, you guys didn't have that problem. And then after the bird kills that target, it goes on to the next. I mean, wow. I am impressed.

And YOU KNEW that siren was going to go to middle and AOE charm everyone, which is virtually impossible to heal out of to avoid the lock up. Yet you guys saw her one time and did exactly what you needed to do without ever knowing what she was going to do from experience or conversation or a strategy forum/guide/post.

That's my point. I want to play with you guys. How did that even go down?

Bob: Okay, I wonder what this boss does?

You: I don't know. But what we need to do is kill both eggs, then spread out to avoid the 16 stacks of rage which causes the bird to blast a large AOE stun, usually followed by an aoe gale, between both we will likely die. When that happens, just heal it up like a pro and we won't wipe like everyone else who makes the mistake of killing both eggs.

Bob: Great job, what about this Siren?

You: Well, she looks a little like Garuda, so I think when she disappears to one edge, we need to get beside her or to the left/right to avoid her cone blast. Then when she is in the middle, we need to get on her in the middle to avoid the AOE charm debuff.

Hoki: Oops, I got charmed.

Shinobi: No problem, I got you bro. I just need to heal you to full to break that charm I've never seen before.

Hoki: Thanks!

You: Remember, get in middle next time.

Hoki: Roger!

You: You see those adds I intuitively know she is about to spawn?

Hoki: Yeah, I can see them in the future.

You: Well, you need to kill the Sargents because if you don't, and they get to you, you're locked up until they're killed.

Hoki: Okay!

You: Good job guys! We one-shot everything in here based on intuition and magic ESP. We still have 40 minutes on the clock. Let's go dance in Mor Dhona.

Shinobi: No way. Let's go do Titan Extreme. I have a feeling I know everything that will happen and we can one-shot that, too.

You: Yeah, something tells me he will do a 5-way landslide. I also have this feeling that the 2nd boss in Haukke HM will have spinning swords and clouds that blast at whoever is near them and blue lines on the floor we need to get out of. There will likely be adds.

Shinobi: I can't WAIT to do Haukke Manor HM. I feel like that the last boss will spawn Lady Amandine as one of the adds! It's going to be sick! Let's one-shot that too!

Hoki: Yeah.

You: Yeah! Let's go!