Not everyone has the same options as you, no I don't have a phone with 3g or even internet browsing nor do I work in a building or anywhere near a computer. Sure patch notes come out barely prior to that, but guess what 2PM PDT is 5PM my time. I simply made a request to SE and did not ask to be trolled by you flamer.
I find your insults to be insultive. If you don't have the internet in general, what are you requesting then exactly? Patch notes snail mailed to you on patch day?