The ProBro and You

[Volcano]

Oh my best one:

"Tank fights 2 bombs, does NOT move out of the huge red circles" they go boom, dies from full health.

Tank: where were the Healz?"

Me: .....

[Haoma]

1 ProBro tank for every 1 ProBro healer for every 2,435,643.2 ProBro DPSers.

1 ProBro healer for every 2,435,643.2 ProBro DPSers.

2,435,643.2 ProBro DPSers.

2,435,643.2

2,435,643.2

643.2

.2

Somewhere out there, there is a ProBro pelvis terrorizing online communities.

[Jyoeru]

Somewhere out there, there is a ProBro pelvis terrorizing online communities.

I borrowed that from the US Census Bureau which stated at one point that the average US household has 2.4 children. I figured those .4 children were the ones playing DPS roles.

[Xanatos]

I had one calling me and my team (there was about 4-5 of us from the same FC) a bunch of noobs while finishing a Castrum run.

All level 50's, finishing a Castrum run, and yet we are noobs....I fail to see the logic there! lol

[Jyoeru]

I had one calling me and my team (there was about 4-5 of us from the same FC) a bunch of noobs while finishing a Castrum run.

All level 50's, finishing a Castrum run, and yet we are noobs....I fail to see the logic there! lol

Noob is the mating call of a ProBro. He learned the word from the non-insulting word "newbie," which came from EverQuest folk I believe. Over time, newbie became noob, which I presume relates to the word boob, as though it is insulting to be either new or boob. When I hear the word noob, I presume the speaker finds me attractive, and I promptly remove all of my armor to show him/her my wares. I have pretty impressive wares. I'd noob me.

[FenHin]

Who're you called impish!?

[Jyoeru]

Who're you called impish!?

Sorry, your race looks like animated dolls, and it scares the bejesus out of me. Perhaps this comes from my childhood fear of Chuckie.

[Zakalwe]

Sorry, your race looks like animated dolls, and it scares the bejesus out of me. Perhaps this comes from my childhood fear of Chuckie.

I think they look more like the annoying animatrons from It's a Small World in Disneyland/Disneyworld. Oh, no, no that song will be stuck in my head for a week!

[Kal-El]

Sorry, your race looks like animated dolls, and it scares the bejesus out of me. Perhaps this comes from my childhood fear of Chuckie.

/stare

O_O

[WillowRosenburg]

I had a tank in AK once, didn't move at all when the mission started. Just stood there. Nevermind he needs to attack mobs first, not us squishy mages. After a minute he finally moved-straight for the door.

Said "it wasn't in his schedule to stand around and get examined for 2 minutes" and that casting protect at the start of a dungeon was "dumb logic." And then he just rage quit the party. That we pre-formed.

At least this was a different guy than the one that pointed AK's Big Bad's ass at the mages. 3 times.