FINAL FANTASY XIV Grant A Wish Contest Entries Thread

[Tofutofu]

I wish I could drink more.

Granted! You can now drink more, TEA.

I wish I can chop level 1 trees but gives level 5 logs

[Rioitz]

Granted! You can now drink more, TEA.

I wish I can chop level 1 trees but gives level 5 logs

Granted! Through the use of only the moggliest of magic, kupo~! However Garuda is not happy with your new logging abilities, and so decides to Aerial Blast The Black Shroud. As a result of such forceful winds the tree you are chopping sways in the opposite direction to where you intended it to fall and it lands on you instead, KOing you instantly and forcing you to return!

I wish I could use the Melancholy Mogfork to eat Orobon Stew (the liquid just slips through the fork!!)

[Chimaira]

Granted! you can use the Melancholy Mogfork to eat the Oboron Stew, but the "kupò" sound when you hit the food, make u crazy, so you lose your mind, and you want to eat more and more because you cant leve the "kupò" alone!

I wish no one grant my wishes and say "granted" in the next reply thanks

[Falcus]

Granted! you can use the Melancholy Mogfork to eat the Oboron Stew, but the "kupò" sound when you hit the food, make u crazy, so you lose your mind, and you want to eat more and more because you cant leve the "kupò" alone!

I wish no one grant my wishes and say "granted" in the next reply thanks

Granted. No wish for you.

I wish I could go out on a hot date with Chief Admiral Merlwyb.

[Paru_Hachifusa]

Granted. No wish for you.

I wish I could go out on a hot date with Chief Admiral Merlwyb.

Granted.
As the date draws to a close, you sneakly lean in for a kiss.
Then you feel the cold, hard metal of her gun jutting against your nose.
You hear a clicking nose....then...
...
...
...SKOOSH!

Water flies right up your nose!
Your 'hot' date was getting a bit too hot for her, always carry a water pistol for such occasions!

[BloodPact]

The poster above me is such an incredible hyur that she refused to ask for a wish and ceded the opportunity to the children of Ul'dah's orphanage, "Oasis"!... (or not, and she forgot to ask for one after the mini-romatic comedy, lol.) Good for you, Paru. Anyhow, the children wished for a pet diremites because according to them there was not much to do. So, GRANTED! I brought in Sargas, Antares and Shaula to play with them!... Didn't turn out to be a good idea.

Now, I wish to have the device that controls the moon Dalamud delivered to my inn room tomorrow!

[Curly-Wurly]

The poster above me is such an incredible hyur that she refused to ask for a wish and ceded the opportunity to the children of Ul'dah's orphanage, "Oasis"!... (or not, and she forgot to ask for one after the mini-romatic comedy, lol.) Good for you, Paru. Anyhow, the children wished for a pet diremites because according to them there was not much to do. So, GRANTED! I brought in Sargas, Antares and Shaula to play with them!... Didn't turn out to be a good idea.

Now, I wish to have the device that controls the moon Dalamud delivered to my inn room tomorrow!

^^^ granted problem is i grant you the device to control Dalamud but its so strong it actually pulls it to your Inn room in Uldah tonight Hence the maintanace it also BROKE uldahs inns for good so now nobody has inns in uldah forcing people to move to other citys, i hope your proud of yourself!!

for my wish i wish these forums were not so full of junk and trolling... lol

[Falcus]

Granted.
As the date draws to a close, you sneakly lean in for a kiss.
Then you feel the cold, hard metal of her gun jutting against your nose.
You hear a clicking nose....then...
...
...
...SKOOSH!

Water flies right up your nose!
Your 'hot' date was getting a bit too hot for her, always carry a water pistol for such occasions!

She didn't shoot me with a real gun... This MUST mean I have a chance for a second date! <3
I'll make sure to carry a water gun at all times from this point onwards!