FINAL FANTASY XIV Grant A Wish Contest Entries Thread

[Khazar]

I wish ...to taste barbecued chocobo!

Granted. But it was a dream and when you wake up you were chewing the bed linen.

I wish Dalamud falls on Ul'dah bwahaahaha!

[GodaiChikara]

I wish ...to taste barbecued chocobo!

Granted, Unfortunately the Colonel would have a few things to say about this~ you may be executed to protect his secret recipe~

I wish I wasn't picked on for being short! I can pack a punch just as much as the next Duskwight!

[Narctiss]

I wish I wasn't picked on for being short! I can pack a punch just as much as the next Duskwight!

Granted. A wandering 'alchemist' (that looks surprisingly like two imps, one stood on the others shoulders in a cloak..) gives you a potion that will make you grow every time you 'pack a punch' as a Monk.
Running off with glee, you go off to find some Moogles to punch and finally be the size of every other healthy 'larger' race and never be picked on for your small size again!
Upon finding some poor lone Moogle outside Gridania, you start to punch him around a little and feel yourself growing, little by little, on every punch. In your enthusiasm and joy of receiving your wish you focus your mind and use Hundred Fists.
Everything seems fine until your ability to keep punching with Hundred Fists ends.. It's then that the magic in the growth potion catches up to the ludicrously fast punches you gave and you find yourself growing as big as the forest!
Panicking and afraid, you stomp towards Gridania, crushing the forest under foot. The guards spot you and start calling others to arms. Help! A monsters! A monster of the greenwrath!

There's a new Notorious Monster in Gridania. It's name is Godai Chikara. Can you best the beast?



Wish: To received the spear of Odin himself: Gungnir.

[Delsus]

Granted, Unfortunately the Colonel would have a few things to say about this~ you may be executed to protect his secret recipe~

I wish I wasn't picked on for being short! I can pack a punch just as much as the next Duskwight!

Granted. But you got teleported to Dalamud because there is no where else no one would pick on you.

I wish I could jump to Dalamud and drive my lance through it.

[Tarusclera]

Granted. But when you're there.. in that hot place.. with your lance.. you realize you forgot marshmallows!!

I wish i can have a Gobbue smile.

[Samwise]

Granted. But when you're there.. in that hot place.. with your lance.. you realize you forgot marshmallows!!

I wish i can have a Gobbue smile.

Granted. But you know how many gill you will spend by the dentist !?!?

I wish to fart as a Dodo!

[Matsume]

Granted. But you know how many gill you will spend by the dentist !?!?

I wish to fart as a Dodo!

Granted. You begin to fart as a dodo. Low and behold, a party of 8 blackmage adventurers jump out from behind a rock and cast Fire on your farts. Your trail of farts ignite one by one catching up to you. The fire ignites the fart currently escaping your dodo rear and manages to enter your rectum at which point the entirety of your farting gas explodes and cooks you from the inside out. You end up as a fireworks display beside the lesser moon known as Dalamud simultaneously providing a shower of roasted dodo nuggets. You also win the cullinary contest for submitting this recipe.

I wish my Goobue mount had hillbilly blue suspenders, a golden straw hat on it's head and a piece of wheat hanging from it's mouth.

[hannabalusa]

Granted. But when you're there.. in that hot place.. with your lance.. you realize you forgot marshmallows!!

I wish i can have a Gobbue smile.

Granted! (^_^) But unfortunately your hair begins to grow, and you end up as a phurble, full of hair and unsmiling...

I wish I could get all the achievements and get the title reward: "Achievements Queen of Eorzea" (At least of Ridill...)!!

[Einherei]

Granted but you degenerate into a Hillbilly as well, your teeth fall out and you spend all your time on a rocking porch mocking adventurers and chugging moonshine.

I wish i had the real (long) musket rifles that are at display at the NPC shop in Limsa Lominsa.

[Vivaz]

Granted but you degenerate into a Hillbilly as well, your teeth fall out and you spend all your time on a rocking porch mocking adventurers and chugging moonshine.

I wish i had the real (long) musket rifles that are at display at the NPC shop in Limsa Lominsa.

Granted, but unfortunately, the musket rifle cannot shot anymore because there is no more gunpowder in the whole Eorzea.

I whis I can /sit on dalamud and laugh at all Eorzeans because they all are going to die!