FINAL FANTASY XIV Grant A Wish Contest Entries Thread

[Valan]

Granted, you are ported on the red moon thingy and you get a permanent buff that grants you the look and the movements of a goobbue

I wish i could get some new nice outfit to show up in Ul'dah while waiting for shouts

granted but your outfit is a dated level 1 recipe made by a drunk weaver

i wish to become a garlean legatus

[Rabntah]

granted but your outfit is a dated level 1 recipe made by a drunk weaver

i wish to become a garlean legatus

I grant your wish! Doctor immediately extract Valan's brain!

I wish to have a date with a cute Roegadyn.

[Kurohi]

I grant your wish! Doctor immediately extract Valan's brain!

I wish to have a date with a cute Roegadyn.

Granted, but as Hildibrand becomes aware of the unusual cuteness of your Roegadyn he falls for him and do not stop till he makes him his apprentice. So now, both of them travel around Eorzea while you cry for your loss, alone at home.

I wish I could see Astrea, my Path Companion. I miss her a lot.

[wiremeshi]

Granted! "Magic happens" but carrying your child congratulations your a father! hands out a cigar oooh I can't wait for the baby shower! what ya both going to call it? maybe Dave if its a boy? oh wait sorry ahem yes my wish.

I want my chocobo to be a 20ft giant chocobo that I can sit upon, sipping assam tea, under a straw umbrella as it stomps about the countryside firing lasers from it eyes at anyone that gets in my way. Please make this happen

[fxivexno]

I want my chocobo to be a 20ft giant chocobo that I can sit upon, sipping assam tea, under a straw umbrella as it stomps about the countryside firing lasers from it eyes at anyone that gets in my way. Please make this happen

Granted! But after wondering around for several hours blasting dodo's to ash. Titan has hes worst nightmare... pink fluffy moogles chasing him casting rainbow coloured maigic at him though a field of blue and yellow flowers, as he gets restless he starts to toss and turn coursing a earthquake. You spill your freshly made tea, all over your 20ft feathery friend and in a hot rage he throws you to the ground and blasts you into aether. /goodbye

I wish i had 16 arms so i could play 8 characters at one time, becuase i have no friends. >.<;

[Serpico]

Granted! But after wondering around for several hours blasting dodo's to ash. Titan has hes worst nightmare... pink fluffy moogles chasing him casting rainbow coloured maigic at him though a field of blue and yellow flowers, as he gets restless he starts to toss and turn coursing a earthquake. You spill your freshly made tea, all over your 20ft feathery friend and in a hot rage he throws you to the ground and blasts you into aether. /goodbye

I wish i had 16 arms so i could play 8 characters at one time, becuase i have no friends. >.<;

Garnted! now you learn the kagebunshin no jutsu! you can finally have all the friends you want!!
I wish i had a piece of land in limsa lominsa to farm. so I will no longer kill marmots or play botanist