Quote Originally Posted by Buttons View Post
I wish I could have a little pet Apkallu that follows me around on my Lalafell adventures.
Wish Granted! However, Seeing as they are naturally aggressive your Level 1 Apkallu follows you only because it wants to kill you. Despite it not being able to defeat you as CNJ Lv 50, it's beak is still pretty sharp. So, it pecks and pecks at you all the while on your Lalafell adventures! Moreover, its sleep-inflicting weaponskill frequently makes people think you suffer from Narcolepsy.
Unable to bring yourself to end its life, you suffer eternal hell at the hands of your pet.

I wish that the guild buildings for unused classes (such as the one next to the pugilist's guild, the one in limsa near the docks, and of course the musketeer's guild for example) were in fact in use! Moreover, I would like for at least one of them to be a summoning class!