This story is really underwhelming - it's opened to mixed reviews.

[Voidmage]

For something advertized as the vacation expansion, I was disappointed by the lack of fun interactions with the Scions and, you know, actual vacationing.

Or the general lack of friendly competition between the Scions, who use this stakes free situation to test their mettle against each other, as they help their respective Promises to become Dawnservant. Thancred mentions how he has no problem bending Alisaie over his knee should it come to it... and then nothing ever happens. Instead we happen to team up again.

I already teamed up with the Scions for the past 4 expansions. I was looking forward to some friendly competition. This was the one expansion to make it happen and I doubt we'll get the chance again.

I'm still waiting for my beach episode.
Where is my scions in swimsuit cutscene YoshiP?