Quote Originally Posted by ZiraZ View Post
And that goes to all you Expert roulette mains and Normal warriors I'm tired of pretending I care about you, you're never gonna actually dive in and do harder content you're just gonna continue shitting your pants in normal raids <SNIP>
Quote Originally Posted by ZiraZ View Post
And don't give me that elitist crap I'm semi casual or midcore at most
This is great.

I, for one, certainly appreciate your strong stance against disability-friendly features based on not wanting your raids to get messed up by... <checks notes> ...ah, yes... by "pants-shitting normal players you don't even care about."

Did I get that right? I'm pretty sure that was the gist.

Here's some honest life advice: you need to de-couple your sense of self from whether or not you can complete video game raids on "Savage." Because one day this could happen:


((TIME WARP NOISE))

"I'm home! I picked up the groceries, honey!"

"Thanks, sweetheart! So glad you're home! I missed you, my little nutterbutter!"

"I missed you too, love of my life!"

"Hey, so, schnooky-wooky - you used to play Final Fantasy 14, didn't you?"

"Oh, yeah! That was a lot of fun!"

"What was your character's name?"

"Zira Zira, I think..?"

"Haha, cute name!"

"Thanks, I liked it! It was... what are you doing..?"

"I was just looking it up in Google! Wanted to see what you got up... to... when..."

"...Sch... schnookums..?"

"This... this can't be right. This says... there's someone with that name raging out on their forums. That... that wasn't you, right..?"

"Hah. Haha. Me? No."

"But... they have that name."

"It must have been someone else!"

"But... there's only one 'Zira Zira' in the whole game!"

"..."

"...and here she keeps talking about people crapping their pants! You KNOW how strongly I feel about pants-crapping jokes after that after the incident I had at Six Flags!"

"...honey, it was a long, long time ago! I..!"

"And after that OTHER incident I had at Denny's that time!"

"And at the beach."

"...and at the beach!"

"And at Kroger."

"I HAVE VERY SENSITIVE BOWELS."

"It's what I love about you!"

"DON'T PATRONIZE ME!"

"B-but, my cuddle bear, I..!"

"I... I'm sorry! I didn't mean to snap! But I... I really need to think about this. You're not the person I thought you were."

"N-no! I'm not like that any more!"

"I don't know. I need time to think. I'm taking the kids and heading to my parents' place for a while."

"No! You can't take Blodwyn and Stubert!"

"I'm sorry. I just... I feel very strongly about this. Especially after that time it happened at my cousin's wedding."

"And our wedding."

"You said you loved me MORE for that! WHO EVEN ARE YOU?!"

<TIME WARP NOISE>


So I guess what I'm saying is: I like this as a feature, if for no other reason than disability accessability. And my pants are fine!