Why can't FFXIV be more like Starfield

[Renathras]

Forget Starfield. Why can't FFXIV be more like Fallout 4? Why can't I punch people so hard that they explode and then I take their head and slam dunk it into a toilet? Wait...why are their no toilets SE? I wanna slam dunk a head into a toilet! Fine. I'll use a bucket. Wait...I don't remember ever seeing a bucket either. GEEZ SE can't even make a bucket! Where is my money going huh?

We DO have outhouses in this game, though. So you've got that.

And, honestly, chunking someone's head in an outhouse WOULD be the greater indignity. Have you ever smelled a portapoty? <_<