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  1. 09-03-2023 04:47 AM #51
    Renalt
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    Forget Starfield. Why can't FFXIV be more like Fallout 4? Why can't I punch people so hard that they explode and then I take their head and slam dunk it into a toilet? Wait...why are their no toilets SE? I wanna slam dunk a head into a toilet! Fine. I'll use a bucket. Wait...I don't remember ever seeing a bucket either. GEEZ SE can't even make a bucket! Where is my money going huh?
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    When you deal with human beings, never count on logic or consistency.

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  2. 09-03-2023 05:20 AM #52
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renalt View Post
    Wait...why are their no toilets SE? I wanna slam dunk a head into a toilet!





    The housing enthusiasts can get quite creative.
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    While I cannot give a specific date on when personal housing will be implemented, I can say that prices will be completely separate from free company housing, and, naturally, far more affordable.
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  3. 09-03-2023 05:22 AM #53
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renalt View Post
    Forget Starfield. Why can't FFXIV be more like Fallout 4? Why can't I punch people so hard that they explode and then I take their head and slam dunk it into a toilet? Wait...why are their no toilets SE? I wanna slam dunk a head into a toilet! Fine. I'll use a bucket. Wait...I don't remember ever seeing a bucket either. GEEZ SE can't even make a bucket! Where is my money going huh?
    I just summon my fireplace minion and /pdead my face into it.
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  4. 09-03-2023 05:40 AM #54
    Renalt
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    Oh wow. You guys just made my day. I laughed pretty hard at these.
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    When you deal with human beings, never count on logic or consistency.

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  5. 09-03-2023 05:42 AM #55
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    Wait, do they not actually have real toilets in game? I've never noticed to be honest.
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  6. 09-03-2023 06:13 AM #56
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renalt View Post
    Forget Starfield. Why can't FFXIV be more like Fallout 4? Why can't I punch people so hard that they explode and then I take their head and slam dunk it into a toilet? Wait...why are their no toilets SE? I wanna slam dunk a head into a toilet! Fine. I'll use a bucket. Wait...I don't remember ever seeing a bucket either. GEEZ SE can't even make a bucket! Where is my money going huh?
    We DO have outhouses in this game, though. So you've got that.

    And, honestly, chunking someone's head in an outhouse WOULD be the greater indignity. Have you ever smelled a portapoty? <_<
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  7. 09-03-2023 11:11 AM #57
    Renalt
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renathras View Post
    We DO have outhouses in this game, though. So you've got that.

    And, honestly, chunking someone's head in an outhouse WOULD be the greater indignity. Have you ever smelled a portapoty? <_<
    You and I were both enlisted so of course we have. Plus if anyone has ever gone to a concert they have as well.
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    When you deal with human beings, never count on logic or consistency.

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  8. 09-03-2023 11:48 AM #58
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    Great idea to compare a singleplayer game to a MMO. however ff14 need some juice to be better spot because the game is suffering of becoming a bad game.
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