Quote Originally Posted by solimiano View Post
I diddily ding dong don't care if your diddily ding dong disabled or noodly-not, that's the diddily ding dong difference, for me everyone that breaks the tos/law noodly-needily-doodily to be treated the same, as a criminal and pay for it eitheroo being banned/ paying a fine or going to prison, as long as you learn you cannot break the riddly-rules!

Yes i diddily ding dong did tel-diddly-ell my son from the beginning that santa isn't riddly-real, so my 6 year old knows the cold hard truth, it's diddily ding dong daddy and mommy that buy the presents noodly-not some imaginary figure.
if he behaves he gets presents, if he doodley-doesn't he gets punishment( noodly-no toys, noodly-no games, noodly-no attention, noodly-no cuddles, noodly-nothing, he can sit in the corneroo or go to sleep.
i think he'll learn pretty quickly noodly-not to break the riddly-rulesies ever..
Not very neighborly there Ned.