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  1. #101
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    Belaradra Zisnearen
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    Quote Originally Posted by SassyAssassin View Post
    I wouldn’t worry about my nose, however I do have a few millions saved to pay for your much needed butt implants, you know, so that your hips finally match the wideness of your shoulders, some aren’t naturally blessed with an hourglass shape unfortunately.
    I must beg of you to not put your misguided physical obsessions upon me. I am a Warrior of Light, a White Elementalist. I dress not to turn the heads of men, but to appeal to Hydaelin.
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    The fatal overpullment of dungeon packs is a folly not seldom committed, but one always cherished.

  2. #102
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    Conadrium's Avatar
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    Perrin Aybarah
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    Quote Originally Posted by PirateRyanG View Post
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    Until lalas can no longer stand literally inside of you, making it impossible to tell if that tether bomb/circle is on you or not, then they should not exist.
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  3. #103
    Player SassyAssassin's Avatar
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    Cinnabun Arulaq
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    Quote Originally Posted by Belaradra View Post
    I must beg of you to not put your misguided physical obsessions upon me. I am a Warrior of Light, a White Elementalist. I dress not to turn the heads of men, but to appeal to Hydaelin.
    For someone without physical obsessions, you sure focus a lot on Viera bodies, but don’t worry, had I looked like that, I would too.
    Besides Viera are a matriarchal society, we dress for ourselves, not to turn the heads of men who we’d meet only once every five years.
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  4. #104
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    Quote Originally Posted by PirateRyanG View Post
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    Moving... eloquent... passionate. But it doesn't change the fact that the Lalafell Empire have brought destruction upon us.
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  5. #105
    Player SassyAssassin's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by PeaTearGriffin View Post
    Moving... eloquent... passionate. But it doesn't change the fact that the Lalafell Empire have brought destruction upon us.
    How? With the high screeching voices?
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  6. #106
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    Renalt El'doran
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    Quote Originally Posted by Midareyukki View Post
    .w. that's ShitpostXIV, no one should ever take that seriously
    But then you're gonna miss all the fun OC I post up!

    Edit - My favorite one...

    https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitpostXIV...cer_is_setting
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    Last edited by Renalt; 12-08-2022 at 09:08 AM.
    When you deal with human beings, never count on logic or consistency.

    Fluid like water. Smooth like silk. Pepperoni like pizza.

  7. #107
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    Quote Originally Posted by LianaThorne View Post
    Yeah, I meet and date some. *shrug* Welcome to online dating. I get you're trying to make it out like I armchair people but I'm not speaking on anything outside of what they've told me themselves.

    That's all I'm gonna say on the topic because again, I have no idea who you are outside of your reputation on here and you also have no idea about my personal life or those who have come in and out it.
    :P I am a nobody on this forum I doubt I have much of a reputation tbh. And no I was not going for you solely trying to arm chair people per se, just that you should be careful cause self and misdiagnosis when it comes to serious mental health issues like ASPD are a major issue and many people like to use them as an excuse for their behavior especially towards others.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bellsong View Post
    Okay boomer.

  8. #108
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    Waira Amarilla
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    I wish we could see what it was like for Hrothgar, back when they didn't know Eorezan language, to interact with the other races. Lmao, it must have been hilarious seeing some hulking saber toothed cat dude walk up to you with cart full of wares and proceed to shout, grunt and growl at you in his own language to sell his wares. Lmao, I can imagine the poor first Hyur meeting a Hrothgar back then for the first time pissing his pants and running off screaming. xD
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  9. #109
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    Quote Originally Posted by Soge01 View Post
    I wish we could see what it was like for Hrothgar, back when they didn't know Eorezan language, to interact with the other races. Lmao, it must have been hilarious seeing some hulking saber toothed cat dude walk up to you with cart full of wares and proceed to shout, grunt and growl at you in his own language to sell his wares. Lmao, I can imagine the poor first Hyur meeting a Hrothgar back then for the first time pissing his pants and running off screaming. xD
    Realistically (I mean, realistically for FF14 canon), it's probably highly likely Eorzeans had already come into contact with the hrothgar just due to them being assimilated into the Garlean army. A giant tiger dude in Garlean armor probably stands out a bit more than any of the races in Eorzea in Garlean armor.
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  10. #110
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    Belaradra Zisnearen
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    Quote Originally Posted by SassyAssassin View Post
    For someone without physical obsessions, you sure focus a lot on Viera bodies, but don’t worry, had I looked like that, I would too.
    Besides Viera are a matriarchal society, we dress for ourselves, not to turn the heads of men who we’d meet only once every five years.
    I could not help but tell my boyfriend of your adorable self praise. We found out that Viera and Elezen have the exact same posterior dimensions. There is no difference between them safe for how the starting Viera outfit highlights it all in an unappealing fashion.

    Your hourglass shape, it is an illusion.
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    The fatal overpullment of dungeon packs is a folly not seldom committed, but one always cherished.

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