Quote Originally Posted by PeaTearGriffin View Post
Come Lalafell sympathizer, let us reason together. It would be a regrettable waste. It would be nothing short of madness for you and your valiant troops to perish. All because of a simple misunderstanding. There is much our cultures could share.

I am a generous leader. I can make you rich beyond all measure! I will make you warlord of all Limsa Lominsa. You will carry my battle standard to the heart of Eorzea. Your Ul'dahn rivals will kneel at your feet if you will but kneel at mine.

The Lalafells were cruel to reject you. But I am kind... Everything you could ever desire, every happiness you can imagine, every pleasure your fellows and your false gods have denied you, I will grant you. For I am kind. Embrace me as your leader.
Ew. Keep that desperation away from me bozo. I am not, nor will i ever be, "down with clowns."