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The only good Lalafell, is an imprisoned Lalafell. I'm doing my part! Are you? Join the Weeaboo Police Department and save Eorzea! Service guarantees citizenship! Would you like to know more?
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You forget yourself, Lalafell sympathizer. You cannot possibly think to conquer the will of the Roegadyn.
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Come Lalafell sympathizer, let us reason together. It would be a regrettable waste. It would be nothing short of madness for you and your valiant troops to perish. All because of a simple misunderstanding. There is much our cultures could share.

I am a generous leader. I can make you rich beyond all measure! I will make you warlord of all Limsa Lominsa. You will carry my battle standard to the heart of Eorzea. Your Ul'dahn rivals will kneel at your feet if you will but kneel at mine.

The Lalafells were cruel to reject you. But I am kind... Everything you could ever desire, every happiness you can imagine, every pleasure your fellows and your false gods have denied you, I will grant you. For I am kind. Embrace me as your leader.
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You Lalafells take pride in your logic. I suggest you employ it. Consider the beautiful land you so vigorously defend. Picture it reduced to ash at our whim.
I figured this thread was referencing the anti-lala wall someone else complained about a while back lol. Genuinely, thank you for the entertainment!