all I'm hearing is
I want to play healer for healer privilege, but feel like my DPS is significant by having 7 or 8 buttons that all do damage on various scales. Because all content is too easy for me, and I feel I can do more, let me DPS hard guys, "I can do it",
Everyone else: oh my god you should be a tank or dps then, you'd be awesome at it.
"no I want to be a healer and get those instant queues and get all those recommendations for having top DPS."
Everyone else: No one is giving you recommendations for DPSing though.
"it's because I don't have enough dps actions."
Everyone else: You realize White Mages historically only ever had Holy as an offensive spell right? The devs went the extra distance and made up stuff about elementals and nature magic to give you even more offense than you usually had.
"I don't care about your lore, or previous Final Fantasy games. I think I should be able to do Smite, Mind Blast, cast Death, and Holy Fire people."
Everyone else: What the hell is that?
"Cool stuff I imagined a White Mage could do"
Everyone else: Okay, so shields fall off near-instantly, yet they negate damage all the same, if you have time to DPS you have time to reapply a shield to the tank who is always getting hit, especially when he has no more CD's to burn.
"I don't have anything to do."
Everyone else: Did you not just hear what I said?
"I can do DPS instead"
Everyone else: The tank might be more appreciative of not having to be healed if you keep the shield up, especially during big pulls.
"I'm not a scholar or sage."
Everyone Else: So you are literally just complaining about White Mage who is the most basic of basic healers who canonically did nothing but heal / raise / buff until they learned Holy sometimes called "White" Cause every other healer has something else they could be doing besides just spamming DPS.
"No this is for all healers, all healer lives matter."
Everyone else: AST has 25 unique abilities, six of which deal damage. Scholar has 27 five of which are offensive, sage has 24 unique abilities, 5 of which are damage dealing, White Mage has 25 unique abilities, 5 of which deal damage. So most of them have 5 attacks you can rotate through given certain situations, yet you'd rather have their single target spell be split into a 2 button combo, their AOE split into a 3 button combo?
"Yes."
Everyone else: I assume you prefer to be paid in quarters and not dollars also.
"Yes, I mean no. What does that have to do with anything?"
Everyone Else: Glare 3 Potency 310, Fire IV potency 310, Jolt II potency 310... Holy potency 150, Fire 2 potency 140. Veraero II/Verthunder II potency 140. Are you starting to see a pattern yet?
"But they have more buttons to push."
E. Else: They are also NOT the healer.
"What's the point of the healer then."
E. Else: <Insert Samuel L Jackson> Heal muther***** can you do it?!
"Yeah."
E. Else: Okay then, congratulations you got the easy job of keeping the rest of us monkeys alive.