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UNN SPECIAL REPORT with Anora Knowles, live from the UNN weather garden.



Tasty I'm here in Hyperion's Goblet Residential District just oustide the UNN Studio, where an uptick in crystal use has left locals bewildered. I spoke to a local by the market board just inside the entrance to the district, and he had this to say about the dilemna..

Local: "Look, I don't know, I just don't. I know what I do, and it's got nothing to do with politics or religion. I like to pvp. I mean listen, I don't try to take nothing from other people. I just like to.. y'know.. do something while I wait?"


UNN : "And how long do you have to wait?"

Local: quiet sobbing, as a single tear rolls down his face

UNN : "It's ok.. shh.. it's ok.."

Local: "I.. I waited so long."



Tasty, the man began to cry, offering me photographic evidence of wait times that were baffling, leaving this reporter to almost sympathize with this man's new addiction. Crystal. UNN correspondent, Palico has more information on the meowter.



Um, meow, I'm right inside the Crystarium, where a purrplexing ameownt of the city is meowed of crystals. Adventurers are lined up in the Mewsica Universalis Meowkets, using lots of um crystals. The gentlecat purpriertar, who's name is Bragi, meowntioned he's had a meowsive influx of adventurers loitering around the Meowketboard buying and selling things meowed with lots of crystal. Anora, back to mew!



Thank you Palico! Tasty, Bragi reached out to UNN, citing increased tripping hazards caused by "crystalled out" crafters just lazying around, a rise in "vendoring" junk, and a much higher level of noise polution as well.

Thank you Anora. Let's hand it over to Oddle Grodmyre for sports!

Thanks Tasty. The body of an Ala Mhigan NPC who disappeared several months ago is believed to be discovered.. Witnesses who last saw him say he was last seen falling from a "small island" during a GATE event known as Leap of Faith.. Tasty as you are well aware, NPC's are not allowed to enter that particular gate as the blessing of Hydalen doesn't really work for them so well. The NPC's body is being examined for signs of foul play at Sasamo Memorial Hospital.

Mmm.. tragic story Oddle, but thank you.

In other news, scientists theorize Catbois will soon become extinct, and thonged bunny men will rule the Aetherytes in many of the starting cities. This has been your UNN Special Report.