Dunno, i thought i made it clear that this was an exaggerated joke but i guess you always have to expect that there are socially blind people roaming around, which is most fun in forums. Dunno in which world a joke, peppered with funny language and some pen and paper / rpg references, would be taken with offense but it seems you are living inside that world.

Makes me feel kinda bad for you, always seeing the worst in other people isn't really healthy.