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  1. 03-25-2011 08:07 PM #51
    Nephera
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    A lalafell and an elezen were playing basketball, the elezen asked "why do you keep beating me", the lalafell replied "because this game is a lot more fair when neither of us can jump"
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  2. 03-25-2011 10:05 PM #52
    Kilta_Firelotus
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    a miqo'te walks into a bar, and shouts in a deep manly voice.... i have a gaint bossum, gimi free things... everyone turns around and goes... we hear you... the miq'te goes SHIT i forgot to change the voice of my mic
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  3. 03-25-2011 10:58 PM #53
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    I'm so glad this thread is still kickin. Eorzean stand-up comedy is priceless. There is actually people putting thought into this. I admit to having thought about a joke but cannot come up with anything. My funny bone must be broken.
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  4. 03-26-2011 12:09 AM #54
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kilta_Firelotus View Post
    a miqo'te walks into a bar, and shouts in a deep manly voice.... i have a gaint bossum, gimi free things... everyone turns around and goes... we hear you... the miq'te goes SHIT i forgot to change the voice of my mic
    This is my favorite.
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  5. 03-26-2011 01:06 AM #55
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    Love what I'm seeing in this thread! Hehe. Even if I don't respond directlies, I ams reading it (sometimes it takes me a few passes to get it)

    Alls I have are cheesy puns with shrug "heh" value.

    Q: What do you call a miqo'te riding a chocobo?
    A: A miq'abob.

    Q: Why don't highlanders have both genders?
    A: Because there can be only one.

    Q: What do you get when you cross a lalafell with a chocobo?
    A: Roadkill.

    Q: What do you call a miqo'te with sunburn?
    A: A Seeker of the Sun
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  6. 03-26-2011 03:38 AM #56
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fiosha_Maureiba View Post
    Q: What do you get when you cross a lalafell with a chocobo?
    A: Roadkill.
    As a lalafell I must confess the truth of this one!
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  7. 03-26-2011 04:02 AM #57
    Kilta_Firelotus
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    Quote Originally Posted by Frebaut View Post
    This is my favorite.
    you made my day ^^

    I was making a joke from fable 3.
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  8. 03-26-2011 04:04 AM #58
    Kilta_Firelotus
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fiosha_Maureiba View Post
    Q: Why don't highlanders have both genders?
    A: Because there can be only one.
    yay i was waiting for a highlander joke XD I loved that movie/tv show.
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  9. 03-26-2011 08:04 AM #59
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fiosha_Maureiba View Post
    Q: Why don't highlanders have both genders?
    A: Because there can be only one.
    Good one! XD
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  10. 03-26-2011 08:25 AM #60
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    There was a fellow trying to ride a chocobo, but he was having some trouble. Do you know why?

    Because he was a Roegadyn!

    Now who here likes a good story about a bridge?

    http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...dwsms-oOAHbEnQ
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