Attempts at Eorzean humor

[Coombah]

A Lalafell came home from questing one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed.

'Just where the heck do you think you're going!', said the Lalafell.

'I'm going to Ul'Dah, said the wife, 'I just found out I can get $400 a night for what I give you for free!

'The Lalafell said, 'Wait a minute!', and then ran inside the house only to come back a few minutes later with his suitcases in hand.

'Where the heck are you going?', said the wife.

The Lalafell said, 'I want to see how you're gonna live on $800 a year!'

[NoMX]

A Lalafell came home from questing one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed.

'Just where the heck do you think you're going!', said the Lalafell.

'I'm going to Ul'Dah, said the wife, 'I just found out I can get $400 a night for what I give you for free!

'The Lalafell said, 'Wait a minute!', and then ran inside the house only to come back a few minutes later with his suitcases in hand.

'Where the heck are you going?', said the wife.

The Lalafell said, 'I want to see how you're gonna live on $800 a year!'

Niiice. Only joke here that actually made me laugh! Some of the others were entertaining, but not enough to make me actually lol.