Attempts at Eorzean humor

[Scarface]

So here's a good joke:
FFXIV

;P

Fail post in a really funny thread.

[Shelia]

Don't get your panties in a twist, it was just a joke. :3

[Fiosha_Maureiba]

so, how about that airline food?

*ba-dum-ching*

Took me a while to realize this was an airship joke, heheh.

Unless...

[BlaiseLallaise]

How many lalafell does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just 2, but how did they get in the lightbulb?

[Fieros]

so, how about that airline food?

*ba-dum-ching*

LOL your signature is great!

[Fiosha_Maureiba]

@ Griss, love it!

@badJoeRed took me four times to get it, hehe

[DarkRain]

Two Elzens go hunting. Kaji has never gone hunting while Dark Rain has hunted all his life. When they get to northern Black Shroud, Dark tells Kaji to sit by a tree and not make a sound while he checks out a Goblin camp. After he gets about a quarter of a mile away, Dark hears a blood-curdling scream. He rushes back to Kaji and yells, "I thought I told you to be quiet!" Kaji says, "Hey, I tried. I really did. When those Ladybugs crawled over me, I didn't make a sound. When that Wyverm was breathing down my neck, I didn't make a peep. But when those two Nuttbitters crawled up my pants leg and said, 'Should we take them with us or eat them here?' I couldn't keep quiet any more!"

[Jinrya-Geki]

Win @ Darkrain!

[Ceska_Zbrojovka]

How many Marauders does it take to change a light bulb?
1, But a Gladiator has to show them how it's done first.

How many Conjurers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they just keep shaking their stick at it casting 'Raise'

How many Archers does it take to change a light bulb?
Eww, No! That's a Pugilists job.

[Sopholifius]

this is a really funny thread keep it up guys its nice to see a thread without trash talking too bad i cannot contribute my sense of humour apparently is only funny to myself.