Intra-city travel

[Elune]

Well you failed, I would come to your pad just to stare at a beauteous statuesque goobbuerknocker.

That's fine. Just bring your own damn booze. I'm not what they call a "sharer". Sobriarity and decency is also banned from my porch.

I would like my Goobbue statue to send guests disturbing and eerily personal /tells when they come into my room.

My Lalafel servant does that for me. I like your style though.