Now that butt enhancing gear is a thing, can we get bulge enhancing gear someday?

[xxvaynxx]

I believe most guys (and some girls) agree that the problem is there's no boat.

The thing is, the only way for you to see the bulge is if you're in boxers and tights. Wearing armor or even jeans you want really see a bulge.
But my point still stands that just because we got a gear and probably the only gear that makes our butt bigger and not even by a lot isn't really comparable to wanting a bulge.
I'm pretty sure this request is a meme but I know some people are actually serious, showing a bulge no matter what someone wants to say is inherently a heavy sexual thing to see...well..depending how it is anyway.

If its just a lump sure thats fine but then that just looks pretty stupid, but I'm pretty sure what people want to see is the actual shape which where its just very lewd at that point.