Are there any waifu threads around here?

[Jennah]

Khloe ... isn't the one with the pineapple pudding. She's the one who is *thirteen*.
Zhloe's a decent choice for waifu, I guess. Cute. Runs an orphanage. Of legal age, if barely.

[Tlamila]

Khloe ... isn't the one with the pineapple pudding. She's the one who is *thirteen*.
Zhloe's a decent choice for waifu, I guess. Cute. Runs an orphanage. Of legal age, if barely.

I think my brain misread it on purpose because it couldn't accept a kid being mentioned.

[LineageRazor]

I think the biggest reason folks have trouble picking out Waifus from FFXIV, is that most of the prominent female characters are WOMEN, rather than GIRLS. The HUGE majority of popular Waifus on the 'net fall into the age range of 14-18 (or, at least, are physically 14-18). About the only major character with proper Waifu qualifications in this game is Allisae. In addition to being a proper Waifu level of physical maturity, she even has a classic Tsundere progression, being all Tsun-Tsun at the start and working her way to Dere-Dere later on.

Husbandos, on the other hand, typically tend to be mature types, so the men presented in this game are much easier to categorize that way.

(On the topic of the Waifu-quality of Y'shtola - she's pretty much indifferent at most times, but if you're unfortunate enough to draw her attention, she's all Tsun. Just ask Little Sun. :P)

I think my brain misread it on purpose because it couldn't accept a kid being mentioned.

Pretty sure the name was dropped deliberately to troll and/or squick folks out. :P

[SturmChurro]

I think the biggest reason folks have trouble picking out Waifus from FFXIV, is that most of the prominent female characters are WOMEN, rather than GIRLS. The HUGE majority of popular Waifus on the 'net fall into the age range of 14-18 (or, at least, are physically 14-18). About the only major character with proper Waifu qualifications in this game is Allisae. In addition to being a proper Waifu level of physical maturity, she even has a classic Tsundere progression, being all Tsun-Tsun at the start and working her way to Dere-Dere later on.

Husbandos, on the other hand, typically tend to be mature types, so the men presented in this game are much easier to categorize that way.

(On the topic of the Waifu-quality of Y'shtola - she's pretty much indifferent at most times, but if you're unfortunate enough to draw her attention, she's all Tsun. Just ask Little Sun. :P)

I don't know what any of this means.

[Adonan]

I don't know what any of this means.

It means the women in this game aren't loli enough to be considered waifu material, I think. That's fair enough, I guess I misused the term.