[Shadowbringers Edition] Grant a wish, Corrupt a wish

[Sated]

I wish Ruby Dragon wasn't such a pita to catch.

Granted, but in a future patch they add a big fish that's mooched from Ruby Dragons (:

I wish for a date-like cutscene with the Crystal Exarch, similar to Dinner With Aymeric.

[Coltvoyance]

I wish for a date-like cutscene with the Crystal Exarch, similar to Dinner With Aymeric.

Granted, but the date is cut short before any meaningful interaction takes place so he can return to the tower because he feels weak.

I wish it was easier to collect and match gear for glamours.

[Bright-Flower]

Granted, but the date is cut short before any meaningful interaction takes place so he can return to the tower because he feels weak.

I wish it was easier to collect and match gear for glamours.

Granted, but all armor sets see a 500% increase in unnecessary belts and pouches.

I wish the Nier raids would come with weapons.

[Ryphen]

Granted, but all armor sets see a 500% increase in unnecessary belts and pouches.

I wish the Nier raids would come with weapons.

Granted, but you need to buy them with tokens and you get one token from the raid each lockout and you need 25 for each weapon.

I wish we got more leve allowances each day.

[Valic]

Granted, but you need to buy them with tokens and you get one token from the raid each lockout and you need 25 for each weapon.

I wish we got more leve allowances each day.

Granted, but you're now limited per week total on them.

I wish BLU could become a regular job and not a limited one this patch.

[DumdogsWorld]

Granted, but you're now limited per week total on them.

I wish BLU could become a regular job and not a limited one this patch.

Granted, but now no new healer job will come. Ever. Also, BLU's LB3 is a stronger version of self-destruct that wipes the whole party if it doesn't 1-shot the target.

I wish random strangers in DF would stop petting my character.

[Valic]

Granted, but now no new healer job will come. Ever. Also, BLU's LB3 is a stronger version of self-destruct that wipes the whole party if it doesn't 1-shot the target.

I wish random strangers in DF would stop petting my character.

Granted, but now they'll send ERP tells instead that include petting YOU irl.

I wish we would get a new healer >:V

[SenorPatty]

Granted, but now they'll send ERP tells instead that include petting YOU irl.

I wish we would get a new healer >:V

Granted but it comes without insta-heals and you can't party heal either.

I wish the Makai handgun could be holstered at your waist instead of your back.

[Lynesse]

Granted but it comes without insta-heals and you can't party heal either.

I wish the Makai handgun could be holstered at your waist instead of your back.

Granted, but all of the SFX are replaced by Yoshi P. going "pew pew" into a microphone.

I wish WAR was good again.

[Shurrikhan]

Granted, but all of the SFX are replaced by Yoshi P. going "pew pew" into a microphone.

I wish WAR was good again.

Granted, but Dark Knights have world PvP unlocked solely against Warriors, with no reciprocal defense, to vent their frustrations at Warrior getting back their integral self-healing mechanics while Dark Knight is left a derp knight.

I wish combos were actually combos (moves with synergetic effects that flexibly combined to greater effect than the individual abilities otherwise could) instead of a rigid sequencing gimmick.