[Shadowbringers Edition] Grant a wish, Corrupt a wish

[Videra]

Granted, but it will take 10 years to make.

I wish male Elezen sprint is changed. (let's see how worse it can get)

Your wish is granted, Elezen men now dab when they sprint. Even with weapons out.

Anyway, I wish for the general player base to actually learn their rotation and the ins and outs of their classes. Free me from the existential nightmare of being top DPS as a healer in the most awful manner you can.

[Crushnight]

Your wish is granted, Elezen men now dab when they sprint. Even with weapons out.

Anyway, I wish for the general player base to actually learn their rotation and the ins and outs of their classes. Free me from the existential nightmare of being top DPS as a healer in the most awful manner you can.

Granted but every job only has 1 button which only differs with role

I wish Rival wings was popular

[Ryphen]

Granted but every job only has 1 button which only differs with role

I wish Rival wings was popular

Granted, but the team you get put on loses all the time.

I wish the next patch was out already.

[Valic]

Granted, but the team you get put on loses all the time.

I wish the next patch was out already.

Granted but it's down for maintenance for 2 weeks solid.

I wish the phone companion app was actually useful.

[Ibuki-]

Granted but it's down for maintenance for 2 weeks solid.

I wish the phone companion app was actually useful.

Granted, but now the app F2U functions are gone and subscription is mandatory.

I wish they gave voice to our characters during cutscenes.

[Zazay]

I wish they gave voice to our characters during cutscenes.

Granted, but all the voices you can choose now sound like chipmunks.

I wish there were more attractive glamours for male characters.

[SenorPatty]

Granted, but all the voices you can choose now sound like chipmunks.

I wish there were more attractive glamours for male characters.

Granted but now those glams are locked behind Ultimate and each equipment slot is also behind a weekly lockout.


I wish hunts were reworked into combat levequests.

[Tint]

I wish hunts were reworked into combat levequests.

Granted!

(yes, really, I want to see the hunt community riot over this)


I wish I could take off the ugly sandals and run around barefoot.

[Zazay]

I wish I could take off the ugly sandals and run around barefoot.

Granted, but now your feet glitch into the ground - looking like you don't have any feet at all XD

I wish there was a "whack a moogle" mini-game in the Gold Saucer.

[347SPECTRE]

Granted, but now your feet glitch into the ground - looking like you don't have any feet at all XD

I wish there was a "whack a moogle" mini-game in the Gold Saucer.

Granted, but if you miss you lose 10,000 mgp.

I wish you could pick up and hug lalas.