You can go right a head, and should in fact.
I doubt anything will come of it though, because making this thread doesn't break the TOS in any way.
To use your own example, yes it would sound incredibly stupid if you went to the police and complained that someone accidentally bumped you.
No, it wouldn't sound stupid at all if you had a complaint because someone deliberately punched you.
Did you read the bit about intent at all? Or are you just trying to be angry.