Favorite rez macro texts?

[Haxaan]

I may be one of the few people out there who don't rp in game but like to add "flavor text" to my macros. Doesn't have to be something funny or witty. Sometimes a little fantasy flavor is nice. I mean we are playing a fantasy role playing game, so why not. It always makes me laugh when people get so "offended" by chat log "clutter". I laugh especially hard when people complain about macros being "cringy". These people seriously must lead very boring lives. I imagine watching a movie must be very tedious for them lol.