“Don't like poor play? Use a static!” thoughts

[Frizze]

It's hard for me to say as one person whether or not my exposure to the finer things in life has left me more irritable when confronted with the player-equivalent of mac & cheese and hot dogs but I think it's something that bears discussing.

You are unfairly slandering mac & cheese and hot dogs here. I think the better analogy would be something like "mall food court chinese food".