I was thinking about this thread earlier today and I came to the conclusion that an in-game parser should only be available to fully premade groups to minimise abusing it.

Friends and fc mates are less likely to be horrible about it with one another, and DF groups won't be able to use it as a platform to be needlessly nitpicky in content that doesn't require exceptional skill. It would also mean any savage/ex groups would have access to a parser, which is quite frankly the only content where being average is often not good enough so having a parser would actually be useful.

That being said I'm against it altogether for numerous reasons, but in my opinion the above would be the least unpleasant/damaging/annoying way of implementing it.

Anyone who wants to argue that it's necessary in DF content needs to calm the hell down. It really is not.