seeing all these total newbie tank is hilarious

[Tanathya]

Let's be real for a second here, the only thing that really teaches you anything is Hall of the Novice and that came out way late in the game's life. Outside of that Hall, the game doesn't tell you to Shield Lob + 2-3 Flash every pull, nor does it tell you that you're gonna be playing with players who are level synced down and are far stronger than you will be and will be able to hold more aggro than you even when you do your enmity combo because you aren't synced down like they are.

Also, do we really need to make fun of novice players? Sounds childish.

The tooltips do teach you.