Derpgoon: Master of tanking the floor! Sadly, I have not mastered this art, and can only hold aggro on it occasionally. I also have not mastered the art of the Death Dive. I promise to improve before Stormblood.

Warrior: DELIVERANCE OR BUST! What's a defensive cooldown? I got HP for days! FELL CLEAVE ALL DAY! The allure of Berserked 3x Fell Cleaves is intoxicating, but party survival comes first.