Quote Originally Posted by Amerida View Post
So, I've been reading this forum for ages, but I finally decided to enable my account on here so I could post this. Watching the 3.4 trailer, I managed to pause and catch a glimpse at who it is Darklander has chained up. I'm still trying to wrap my head around the implications. It's Derplander.

I took a screencap. Look at his hair. And think about the outline of the armor. It's very much the set Derplander wears post change to DRG, just sans the helmet.
Well, given that he's generally the stand-in for Players, then that would mean that the one the Darklander chains up in the story is...us?
Hooray for the mighty Warrior of Light, Slayer of Gods and Finder of Truths, being reduced to a helpless damsel in story cutscenes once again!

Dammit, is it really that hard to animate us doing anything really cool in these cutscenes? Must we always sit back and have everyone else do stuff for us?